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  • Wax lion

    I never imagined that I would be thirty-three and still single. Everybody who comes on this cruise ship is married, way too young or old or they come with their parents. Rarely do single guys come on a cruise without someone else. I don’t know how my life got so screwed up; I guess I should start from the beginning.



    My mom, Regina and dad, Rick were high school sweethearts and got married when they were nineteen. They had my sister, Brooke when they were 22 and I when they were 25. Everyone in my family is blond, except me. My sister tells me that the reason my initials were ET as in extraterrestrial was because when I came out with red hair and they thought I was an alien. the My mom would always take my sister's side; Brooke was my mom’s…



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