After the S.S. Tipton docks in India, Zack and Cody go to see the famous Swami Banukapatu in order to find Nirvana, whom Zack believes to be a girl. However, the boys find out that Swami is just running a tourist trap in order swindle people out of their money. Meanwhile, Padma Shinivasanviswanathan, (London's original roommate), makes a return to the school when her mother, Gitanjali comes to visit. Padma threatens that she will tell Mr. Moseby that she got bribed if London won't help her trick Gitanjali that she's still attending Seven Seas High.
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(London is introduced to Padma's mother, Gitanjali)
Gitanjali: Hello, I am Gitanjali.
London: Ooh, that's kind of hard to pronounce. Got a last name?
London: How about a nickname? You like "Buffy?"
Padma's Mother: Then you must know London's roommate.
Mr. Moseby: Oh, sure yes. Great girl, very smart. Ooh, funny too. She's into all that hog calling and square dancing, you know. (moves arm in circular motion and smiling while making tractor noise) edit »
Padma: Okay, we need a plan to stop my mother from taking me home. Well, come on, think!
London: I do something nice like give you that necklace, and you repay me by making me think?
Padma: That necklace was a bribe, and now your karma is coming back.
London: My car is coming back, with my chauffeur and everything?!
Padma: Oh, London, thank goodness you're here.
London: Who are you?
Padma: Your old roommate.
Padma: Your maid.
Padma: Student maid.
London: Oh, hey! How have you been?
Mr. Moseby: Cody, I find it admirable that you're pursuing spiritual enlightenment. Zack, why the heck are you going?
Zack: Cody says we're going to find nirvana. I bet she's hot. (walks off)
Cody: I'll tell him that nirvana's not a girl after we reach the top.
Mr. Moseby: Cody, look, I have 300 guests coming on board in India, and my computer keeps shutting down.
Zack: Sounds like every girl after Cody talks to them.
Padma: Besides, who needs to travel around the world buying things?
London: Me! I hate this stupid sea school; I'm running away! (runs out of doorway)
Padma: If you don't help me, I will tell Mr. Moseby you forced me out, and you will be expelled.
London: But if I get kicked out of this school, daddy will send me to military school! I'll have to wear camouflage, and it's so hard to find in my closet!
Padma's Mother: By the way, what is a kanish?
London: I don't ka-know.
Zack: (after the Swami's class) May my back regain its original shape.
Padma's Mother: Padma has told me much about you in her letters. She says that you are a very studious girl.
London: Well, no one is more studiouser than me!
Cody: In order to achieve full enlightenment, one must give up their worldly possessions.
Zack: I'm not giving up my cell phone. I just downloaded the new Funky Frog ringtone.
(Funky Frog ringtone plays)
Zack: Ribbit, ribbit!
Padma: Just smile, nod, and don't say anything.
(London is nodding her head and smiling)
(London is still nodding her head and smiling)
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