"Miniature Golf" is the 33rd episode of the second season of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. When Zack and Cody go on a double date minigolfing, Ella scores a hole-in-one on almost every hole, causing Zack to become rather jealous. He hones his golfing skills and proceeds to beat everyone sorely, then brags and insults Ella inadvertently. Back at the Tipton, Maddie is surprised when London starts a book club, and Carey tries to live healthier.
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When London has a book club meeting, all the members admit having not read the book, but when they say "let's start now", they all turn to the middle of the book.
Barbara says that Zack managed to bite a golf ball in half while playing. Such an act would be physically impossible, regardless of how angry one is.
Maddie:(to London) Pride and Prejudice is a great book! Wow, I'm impressed. What inspired you to join book club?
London: Well, Tiffany started it and everyone who's anyone is in it.
Maddie: I'm not.
Carey:(while doing pushups) TEN! (reaches to grab the donut)
Zack:(takes the donut before Carey)
Carey: Honey, that was my reward!
Zack: Wasn't being a mother reward enough?
Barbara: Cody, this looks really complicated.
Cody: Not really. All you have to do is look at it as if it were an isosceles triangle. The giraffe on the line intersecting it diagonally.
Barbara: And if you calculate the angle trajectory, you should be able to find the coordinates of the optimal target zone.
Cody: I should have bought my protractor.
Barbara: Oh, I have one! (reaches to her back pocket and takes it out)
Cody: The Angle Jam 2000?
Barbara: I got it for Chanukah.
Mr. Moseby:(to Maddie) Thought your shift was over, Madeline?
Maddie: It is. But I thought I'd stay and, uh, do a little inventory.
Mr. Moseby: Couldn't resist listening in on London's book club, could you?
Maddie: I can't help it! It's just too bizarre!
Chelsea:(to the other girls in the book club) Okay, everyone, let's get the discussion started.
London: It's about time. (opens the book) Can we talk about Paris? (closes the book) Did you guys see that hideous pink dress she wore to the Gala last night? It looked like she threw up a flamingo!
Maddie: They're not even discussing the book!
Mr. Moseby: And you're surprised because....?
Cody:(about Zack) Face it, Mom, he's as shallow as a kiddy pool.
Zack: At least I'm not afraid to swim in one!
London: Girls, let's turn to real issues. What do you think of my hair?
Maddie: I'm horrified!
Mr. Moseby: I think her hair looks nice. It's shiny.
Maddie: Did any of you even read the book?
Tiffany: Well, my butler was reading it to me, but my cell phone rang. It was Bradley Wiggins!
Chelsea: Oooh, he's cute!
Tiffany: I know! And he said he's thinking of dumping Allison... for me!
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