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|Guest Stars:||Neil Ross as Narrator|
Windell D. Middlebrooks as Kirby
|Writer:||Jeny Quine, Adam Lapidus|
|Originally Aired:||April 23, 2010|
"I Brake for Whales" is the 24th episode of the second season of The Suite Life on Deck.
Cody and Bailey start looking at whales and Zack decided to join them. The couple explains that a pod of whales are hunted almost to extinction. The couple adopted two calves and are tracking them on a website. Cody names his whale, "Bailey Whaley" and Bailey names her whale, "Cody Blowholy". They discover that the whales are just heading in the direction towards the ship, making the couple excited.
Meanwhile, London reminds Mr. Moseby that Mr. Tipton will be in the grand opening of a new Tipton Hotel. Kirby gives London her keyring because the mayor is giving her the key to the whole city. Bailey gets an alert that the ship is going to hit the whales. Cody and Bailey try to convince Mr. Moseby to tell Captain Luxford to change coarse, but he says that the manager can't tell how a captain to run his ship. They try again, but Mr. Moseby said that Mr. Tipton is waiting for them.
Cody and Bailey walk to the Captain's Bridge to ask Kirby for help. Kirby agrees to ask Captain Luxford, but he said no and threw his pizza at him. Back at the Sky Deck, Zack notices Marcus with a recorder and asks him what's he doing. Marcus said he plans to record some whale songs to use it as a sing-a-long he's working on, "Baby Got a Hump-Back". He was just testing the equipment so he pulls the microphone up and plays the recorder. It says "Kirby, hand over that sub! You're getting meatballs all over the deck! Look, meatball, meatball, meatball! If Captain Luxford sees you eating at your job, he'll would fire you!" which was Mr. Moseby. Cody and Bailey return and told them that Captain Luxford won't change their coarse to save the whales. Cody decided to build a giant solar sail, but he needs a sail the size of Manhattan. Zack suggests they sneak in the engine room, cause a distraction, get everyone out, lock the doors and shut the engines off until the whales safely pass by. Cody, Bailey and Marcus look back at Zack, accepting his plan, which Zack doesn't understand.
Down the Engine Room, Zack tells Marcus to slice the tape for a warning. Zack barges in then Marcus plays the recorder of Mr. Moseby saying there's fire and after accidentally playing, "Meatballs!", Zack makes an excuse and drives everyone out. Cody, Bailey and Marcus run in then Cody locks the door. Meanwhile, on the manager's hall, London is practicing her scissor skills and is making paper Mosebys. The joke from "The Defiant Ones", London says that the papers are almost life-size, angering Mr. Moseby.
Back in the Engine Room, no one has the idea how the shut the engine. Zack finds a red switch, pulls it and the engines shut off. Back on the manager's hall, the pressure made London accidentally cut the heads. She comments that they don't look like Mr. Moseby anymore so she makes a devious smile and looks at Mr. Moseby. Mr. Moseby jumps away and screams, thinking that London will cut off his head, but London was just getting some tape. Mr. Moseby realizes that the engines has stopped and fears that Captain Luxford finds out. Kirby returns saying he did and was eating kabobs. Mr. Moseby's laptop recieves a message from Mr. Blue (who was just Cody in disguise and doesn't mind if Mr. Moseby knew) and tells him that they're taking control of his engine room. He tries to convince them to start the engines, but disagrees and logs off. London is the only one who thought it was Mr. Blue and after saying he is not keeping her from getting her giant key, Mr. Moseby and Kirby look in confusion. Down the engine room, Kirby tries to drill through the door as Mr. Moseby confronts him. He asks him if he has broke through the door, but Kirby says he's just making a grilled cheese sandwhich (then why would he go down there to make it).
In the Engine Room, Cody caculates that it will take 12 hours for the whales to pass by while Marcus tips in some whale tunes. Bailey disguises as Ms. Pink, but the old nice greeting trick from Mr. Moseby got Bailey to blow their cover. He tells them that the air conditioner is turned off on the Lower Deck and it's about to get very hot. Bailey responds that they can use a sauna. Mr. Moseby warns them how will they feel in a few hours and logs off.
An hour later, London comes back to the manager's hall to comment that someone should get down the engine room and get the ship moving. Kirby suggests someone sneaks in through the heating vent which leads right to the engine room, but doesn't know what fool would do it. London and Mr. Moseby look at Kirby and Kirby looks in confusion, but then realizes he's the fool to sneak through the vent. About half an hour later, Kirby just sneaked a few feet in the vent. Mr. Moseby asks Kirby to return, but this angers London and threatens Kirby that if he turns around, she'll make the next boat he works for will be a dinnie. Kirby disagrees to have a dinnie and continues to shimmy through.
About a quarter an hour later, in the engine room, Cody rewinded the air conditioner back in the engine room. When he pushes the button, hot air blasts at Zack's hair. They then hear creacking and moaning. Kirby drops in and lands with a square from the vent on his body. Kirby was about to open the door, but the kids showed Kirby a video about endagered whales. Kirby agrees to adopt a whale, names it Kirbina and turns on Mr. Moseby and the kids cheer.
An hour later, Cody and Zack begin to thirst and sweat, Kirby sweats right through his shirt and Marcus tempts to drink it. Bailey tries to open a vent by pushing a button, but accidentally pushes the Sinking Ship Alarm that scares the guests and angers Mr. Moseby ultimately. Bailey stops the alarm and apologizes. London comes in front of the engine room and comments that she's a man. Marcus was in huge desperate need of water, he lets London in. The kids recognize her which London thinks she fooled them and proves the others that she's not stupid. When Bailey asks her what's the rest of her plan to get them out, London had no idea (because she got too much caught into fooling them, she forgot).
Two hours later, Cody, Bailey, Zack, Marcus and Kirby all begin to sweat. London isn't fair because she isn't sweating. London comments that she's adopting a whale and keeping it in her bathtub. Cody responds that whales grow over 100 feet. London responds that her bathtub is huge (although, the length is unspecified). Zack can't take it anymore and tries to break free. Cody tells Kirby to sit on Zack which Kirby accepts, but Zack stops. Mr. Moseby tries to contact them that the whale pod has passed by and uses a footage from Free Willy to prove it, but Cody and Bailey recognize it while Marcus and Kirby cry on Willy. Bailey responds that their bodies are as strong as ever, but Cody has it and faints.
A quarter an hour later, Mr. Moseby comes down to barge in. He tries charging, but Kirby opens the door and Mr. Moseby slams on a wall. Kirby tells them that their health is more important than the whales; Bailey sweats, Cody faints, Zack cracks up and Marcus drank Kirby's sweat. The kids and Kirby showed Mr. Moseby the video, but he tells them to leave. The kids, except London, sadly comments about what will happen to the whales as they walk out. Mr. Moseby reveals that he is joining to save the group and disguises as Mr. Purple to talk to Captain Luxford.
Three hours later, at night on the Sky Deck, the kids and the guests started watching their whales. Cody and Bailey found Bailey Whaley and Cody Blowholy and after seeing their holding flukes, they hold hands. Marcus hooks up a whale song, but the whales hooked it down and Marcus decided to download a whale song. Zack wants to know which one is Zack Attack. Cody responds that his is by the back dating some female whales. As Zack feels proud, Kirby asks Cody to tail Zack Attack to stay away from his little Kirbina. Mr. Moseby comes out of the engine room, drinks a smoothie and comments that Captain Luxford has agreed to leave the engines off until the whales safely pass by and also says that Mr. Tipton is proud for the kids for helping save the whales.
Mr. Moseby finds Moseby Dick, but it just sprouts on him (probably mad at him for wanting to turn on the engines and not save them earlier). It ends with everyone back on the rail and watching them.
Cody: Our whales "Bailey Whaley" and "Cody Blowholy" are in trouble!
Mr.Moseby ( annoyed ): Let me guess, the other whales are making fun of thier names?
( The passengers get scared when Bailey presses the Sinking Ship alarm.)
Mr.Moseby ( realising the kids did it by accident ): Sometimes I really HATE those kids!!
Mr.Moseby: There's Moseby Dick! Hello son!
( Moseby Dick sprouts on him )
Mr.Moseby: Thanks... I needed that.
Cody: I named mine ( whale ) "Bailey Whaley"
Bailey: I named mine "Cody Blowholy"
Zack: I say Moby barf!
Zack ( after hearing Mr.Moseby in Marcus's recorder ): That's not a whale, that's a large-mouthed Moseby.
Kirby: Since the air conditioning is off, someone can sneak into the vents that leads to the engine room, but I don't know what fool would do that..
( London and Mr.Moseby stare at Kirby who realises he is that fool )
- The clip that Mr. Moseby shows the kids is from Free Billy, a reference to the movie Free Willy.