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|Guest Stars:||Erica Aulds as Sasha|
Ashley Farley as Hilary
Elizabeth Sung as Khun Yai
|Originally Aired:||September 18, 2009|
Bailey and London visit London's grandmother in Thailand. London's grandmother is a farmer which makes Bailey really happy. After spending so much time together, London begins to think that Bailey is trying to steal her grandmother. Meanwhile, Zack tries to impress a girl named Sasha, so he convinces Cody to be his wing man on his date to get rid of the girl's annoying friend named Hilary. Cody does not want to be part of it, but is forced to by Zack. Zack is unaware that Sasha has a boyfriend, and Hilary doesn't know that Cody has a girlfriend ( Bailey). In the end, Zack finds out that Sasha was Hilary's wing girl, and Hilary finds out that Cody was dating Bailey. Earlier, when Cody was trying to explain that Bailey was his girlfriend, Zack interrupted him by saying Bailey was his "girl dog," leading Hilary to conclude that Cody was dating his dog. Cody clears everything up that Bailey was his human girlfriend, and that he has no interest in Hilary. She is disappointed, but ends up taking an interest in Zack. Throughout the episode, Cody makes a "Missing You" diary for Bailey. When she returns she gives him a laundry rock, and he gives her the video. Unfortunately for Cody, the tape was a video of him being potty trained, because Zack switched the tapes. He chases Bailey through the deck, in hopes of retrieving the tape.
London: I'm ready for ( pointing towards a tie she was wearing ) Tie-land! ( Thailand )
Bailey: So if we were in Poland you'd be carrying a 10 ft pole?
Bailey ( realising London's grandma lives in a farm ): You come from farmstock, just like me!
( London screams and faints causing her grandma to get worried )
Bailey: She does that when she's happy.
Zack: You cannot say no to being a wingman. Its in the "Guy Rule Book".
Cody: There is no "Guy Rule Book"
Zack: But there is, its call the Guyble ( refering to the Bible )
Cody: ( doesn't believe him ) Nice try.
Zack: Don't make me tell the guythorities ( refering to authorities )
Cody: Still don't believe you.
Zack: You should read my favourite chapter - Dudeonamy!
( Zack wanted Sasha to tutor him )
Sasha ( to Hillary ): Wanna go to the girls' room?
Zack ( thinking she was talking to him ): Sure, I can study anywhere.
London: I just know my grandmother and I will be BFFWAOP's
(Bailey shrugs in confusion)
London: Best friends forever with an old person
Bailey: Can we GITCBMAFO?
Bailey: Get in the cab before my arms fall off.
- The title of the episode, "Family Thais", is an allusion to the 1980s sitcom, Family Ties.
- Zack has a potty training video even though the twins had taped over it in "To Catch a Thief".