"Aptitude" is the second season finale of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody. When Zack and Cody take aptitude tests online, Zack believes he will become a powerful CEO, and Cody believes he will be a garbageman. Meanwhile, Maddie saves an ambassador's life and gets her fifteen minutes of fame, much to London's dismay.
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Cody: But I'm the smart one, I'm the smart one...
Zack: Oh yeah, then what's the capital of Honduras?
Zack: Wow, he really is the smart one.
London: I've been to Morocco. It's so wonderful there! During the day, it's so bright.
Maddie: And at night, it gets dark?
London: You've been there?
Maddie: Just guessing.
London: Daddy wants the restaurant redecorated to look all Moroccany and stuff.
Mr. Moseby: Wonderful idea. we'll spare no expense. We'll get the finest hand-sewn carpets and beautiful silk tapestries. Ooh, and jewel-encrusted brass lamps.
London: Ooh, thanks! (leaves)
Patrick: And yet, you can't afford a stinking podium?
London: Daddy's gonna build a hotel on a beach and name it after me.
Maddie: Oh, great! I can't wait to stay at Hotel Airhead!
Patrick: Mr. Moseby, my podium is falling apart and I want a new one. I picked out a lovely one from Podium Emporium. It's mahogany with a little holder for my spectacles!
Mr. Moseby: (gasps) Oh, it is beautiful! However, we can't afford it!
Patrick: I'm prepared to quit!
Mr. Moseby: I'm prepared to replace you!
Patrick: I hate it when you do that!
Mr. Moseby: Patrick, what if I get you a new podium?
Patrick: And a raise.
Mr. Moseby: Not gonna happen.
Patrick: I'm prepared to quit.
Mr. Moseby: I'm prepared to replace you.
Patrick: Podium it is.
When Carey says "Who wants pizza bagels!!" this is a reference to Bagel Bites, a food that is made almost exactly the same way.